Hello and Welcome… Hello, my name’s Ion and I’m a Doctor Who fan (a  Who ’er if you like, although that sounds a bit dodgy, especially when ...

… blah, blah, blah…’the Taranium must be recovered’…blah, blah, blah…’failure will not be tolerated’…blah, blah, blah (repeat for three mont...

…stop horsing about, it’s… The Myth Makers In which the Doctor is mistaken for a god (and over twenty years before the Cartmel master plan g...

…don’t worry, I’m sure the Doctor, Steven and Vicki will be along in a minute to sort it all out, it’s… Mission to the Unknown In which the ...